About

Never Graduate is built on a simple idea: the tailgate goes on forever and the party never ends! We make premium hoodies, zip-ups, and embroidered dad hats, made to order, inspired by the towns that enabled our binge drinking and the background to stories that are too salacious, ribald, lurid, scurrilous, or risqué that make them unprintable.

Built for the people who still can't fully explain freshman year to their parents and treat "I'll never do that again" as a personal challenge.  

Never Graduate is not affiliated with, endorsed by, licensed by, or sponsored by any university, college, or athletic program.... we simply peaked at a keg stand and never looked back.